No cold dead fish for me, thanks though.
A trip to any Anheuser-Busch Park is not complete without participating in a dinner “show.” As far-fetched as it sounds, the “Shamu Rocks Backstage Dinner” is one such “show” that needs attention. I actually had got a nice warm feeling in my lower region when a comment card arrived at the finale of our extravagant repast. Imagine my complete consternation when I flip the presumably anonymous card over to reveal none other than my table number! Pictured below is the front of the comment card.
This next photo shows the reverse of the comment card. One can see the surreptitiously placed “39” in the upper left corner of the rear document (the reverse of the comment card). In the foreground is my seating assignment which was hastily written on a piece of Shamu Rocks scrap paper. If I may bird-walk for a moment here… The scrap paper was used in lieu of a card with blank lines – much like my locker assignment – because they didn’t have my party on the reservation sheet; an apparent ‘oversight’ on behalf of the hostess. Around here we categorize such oversights as “Meltdowns.”
Of course, I went through quite the shilly-shally when deciding what to put on the card. After all, a gentleman’s American Express is one of his most prized assets; an object of lust for an otherwise monogenic, cheap society, the number could be easily abused by an infuriated Host after reading my endless criticisms of food, service, and whales.
Overall, the show was not worthy of a repeat visit. I noted on the comment card that the whales do more tricks behaviors during the Breakfast with Shamu experience. An appreciated thought is including two frosty beers in the price of the dinner; unappreciated is the manager who approached me at the end of my meal with the creme de la creme of closing announcements, “Sir, you’re going to have to leave, I need to secure the area.”
MELTDOWN. Nothing more, nothing less.
I have no doubt that SeaWorld will get their comeuppance eventually, but to help them along the way I have attached a photo of a seating chart inadvertently left out for all to see. Readers of SOES should request only the best seats and insist on excellence. The poolside tables are the ones closest to the words “Shamu Rox!” while my table (39) was on the 2nd tier to the left. Remember to contribute your experiences to the site so we can relive them.
No Whales at the Dinner Table.
Posted in Meltdowns with tags comment card, sea world, service, shamu, shamu rocks backstage dinner on 17 July 2008 by claysochaNo cold dead fish for me, thanks though.
A trip to any Anheuser-Busch Park is not complete without participating in a dinner “show.” As far-fetched as it sounds, the “Shamu Rocks Backstage Dinner” is one such “show” that needs attention. I actually had got a nice warm feeling in my lower region when a comment card arrived at the finale of our extravagant repast. Imagine my complete consternation when I flip the presumably anonymous card over to reveal none other than my table number! Pictured below is the front of the comment card.
This next photo shows the reverse of the comment card. One can see the surreptitiously placed “39” in the upper left corner of the rear document (the reverse of the comment card). In the foreground is my seating assignment which was hastily written on a piece of Shamu Rocks scrap paper. If I may bird-walk for a moment here… The scrap paper was used in lieu of a card with blank lines – much like my locker assignment – because they didn’t have my party on the reservation sheet; an apparent ‘oversight’ on behalf of the hostess. Around here we categorize such oversights as “Meltdowns.”
Of course, I went through quite the shilly-shally when deciding what to put on the card. After all, a gentleman’s American Express is one of his most prized assets; an object of lust for an otherwise monogenic, cheap society, the number could be easily abused by an infuriated Host after reading my endless criticisms of food, service, and whales.
Overall, the show was not worthy of a repeat visit. I noted on the comment card that the whales do more tricks behaviors during the Breakfast with Shamu experience. An appreciated thought is including two frosty beers in the price of the dinner; unappreciated is the manager who approached me at the end of my meal with the creme de la creme of closing announcements, “Sir, you’re going to have to leave, I need to secure the area.”
MELTDOWN. Nothing more, nothing less.
I have no doubt that SeaWorld will get their comeuppance eventually, but to help them along the way I have attached a photo of a seating chart inadvertently left out for all to see. Readers of SOES should request only the best seats and insist on excellence. The poolside tables are the ones closest to the words “Shamu Rox!” while my table (39) was on the 2nd tier to the left. Remember to contribute your experiences to the site so we can relive them.
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